Rachel "Skeletor" Zoe, Bob Barker retires
A brand new dELiA*s store opened today @ the Sarasota Mall!!! If you haven't heard of it, it's an amazing clothing/shoes/accessories boutique and mail order catalogue. (Think Urban Outfitters meets Forever 21.)
Sidenote: The website says "Sarasota Mall," so I'm assuming that means Sarasota Square. Let the shopping sprees begin, my little hometown fashionistas!
As a sylist to high-profile celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Keira Knightly and so many more, it appears that Rachel may be doing more than just dressing the stars. Is she creating an army of tiny, well-dressed clones?? I never really noticed Rachel's skinny frame until recently when the the blogosphere started buzzing with rumors that she sparked Nic's eating disorder. Here's a picture of her from last week's 23rd Annual Night of Stars with the talented and gorgeous Anne Hathaway, looking severly underweight:
I wikied her and apparently she's 44, so she looks damn good for her age. But, come on Skeletor, EAT SOMETHING! And tell your clients to follow suit. We're all eternally grateful for the magic you worked on Nicole a few years back when Oprah hired you to give Lionel's daughter an extreme makeover, however, since becoming your mini me, Nicole has turned into the incredible shrinking woman! You know what they say, "if it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...it's probably a duck." Stop the insanity!!!While I'm on the "Let's Blame Rachel" bandwagon, I wanna add Ms. Lohan's horrible shoes to the list of Zoe's No No's. $6000 a day for these Rach?!?



After an amazing 35 years of hosting The Price Is Right, Bob Barker will be taping his final episode in June '07. There will be a replacement host; no word just yet on who it will be.
Most of you may not find this news interesting, but I've been watching that show since I was a baby. It's actually one of my life's goals to see it live (silly, I know). So I guess this means I'll be planning a trip to L.A. sometime before June! Who's comin'?
This is Valerie, signing off. Help control the ugly population and only sleep with hotties!
















































